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Just a few pictures courtesy of my loyal fan club.
Do not continue reading if you often have nightmares or are scarred easily. This page is not for the individual who longs to keep their vision in tact. 
I highly suggest you meet yourself a lovely little friend on the internet. These people are the kinds of children you pray to Jesus you'll never have. But as objects of explotation and sexual entertainment, these guys kick ass! This is my little friend who edits porn. He's actually one of the coolest guys I've ever met. Maybe it's just the elf suit. There's just something about "Santa's little helper" that turns me on. Ooooh... kinky.
OHHHHKAY. Angry. Aaaaaaaaaannnnngrrrreeeee! Why does this retard go to UCLA... and why can't I? Or Roger, at least. He'd fit in quite nicely. This calliber of man-tellect is admitted into UCLA, along with the freak who edits porn for his after-school job but claims he never watches porn.
This picture is just so great... there's nothing really more to say. Enjoy it. 
NO. Cameron, no. This is not kinky dwarf sex, you pink-cowboy-hat-wearing, legs-spread-wide-open homo. 
Taken at a point when Glenn's patented and overly-effective "musk" was doing him little good. My poor ELK - not Erica, mind you - couldn't walk for weeks.
Unfortunately, this giant slab of man meat has recently been removed from the market. He has a child-girlfriend. She's home-schooled, so she really doesn't know any better. Obviously, she hasn't seen this picture and actually thinks Cammie-kins is cool.
Maybe this was endearing when you were five... and that's a big maybe.
He obviously just came from synchronized swim practice
This, children, is how strawberry-banana shakes are really made. All I know is this is a prime reason for why I go to Farmers Market. As they say, a picture is well worth a thousand words. Perhaps a billion, in this case.
An excerpt from our (Drew Noble and Christina Tsuyuki's) upcoming critically acclaimed, dirty novella (a smash hit in the states and in Great Britain): Milo: a Man Scorned - He Broke the Law... and Now He's Out to Break Hearts :
She threw Milo down on the bed. "You've been a naughty naughty boy. It turns me on that you are such a small man. I can easily hold you and you remind me of a mouse, you sexy, smallish man. I can't live without your animal lovin," she growled. Milo only smiled that clever, knowing smile. This wasn't the first, or the second, or even the five hundred sixty second time this had happened to him. It was almost common-place for this smallish sex machine.
Sorry girls. This man is married. And my daddy. Erica, you home-wrecker, never again!
"...Enjoys sniffing women's underwear..."
Direct quotation. I swear I didn't make this up!
Scawwey.
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